Laws of infernal dynamics

The laws of the infernal dynamics are an adage on the cursed that the universe can become. Attributed to science fiction writer David Gerrold, the laws say the following:

The laws are a parody of the first and second Laws of Newton, following the spirit of Murphy's Law. The first law of Newton's dynamics has been divided into two parts, the first two infernal laws, while the second law of dynamics corresponds to the third infernal law. The third law of dynamics, not included, would be expressible by something similar to "When the amount of energy specified in the third infernal law is applied, the effect will be equal in magnitude and opposite to the direction of the attempt." < / p>

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